
when i wake up after getting my period in the middle of the night
(Source: 501st-order66)
note to future self: when you get a boyfriend, don’t let him absorb all of your time to the point where you never hang out with your friends. that shits pathetic, annoying, and you WILL lose friends.
whyyyy can’t i find a job i like? or wait, not even like, just tolerate? i am starting to feel like i’m just a bum who wouldn’t be happy doing any job. can i just get paid to blog and smoke weed and masturbate please?
males: “soooooo you gotta man at home?”
me: “no…”
males: “well why not?”
me: bangs head on desk until unconscious
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
practicing self love/vanity today…btw, tumblr ruins the quality of these pictures